is your complete on-line guide to Fishing, Fly Fishing,
Ice Fishing, Tournaments, and Fishing Guides in
the beautiful northwoods and great lakes of Wisconsin,
Lake Superior, Lake Michigan and the Western U.P. of
Michigan, and more!
Here you'll find fishing
reports from professional guides,
videos you can enter your experiences and
questions into, and
bait shop listings for
everything you need to perfect your craft.
There is also
a new photo site,
UpNorthFishingPhotos.com, dedicated to displaying of the
photos of the successes of fishermen like you.
Also a new
UpNorthFishingGuides.com, making it easier for you to
find an fishing guide, hunting guide or any other help you
may need finding you way in the great outdoors.
that our reporters are not only fisherman, but are
teachers of the craft as well.
Good luck and remember, "If you're too busy to
go fishing, you're too busy!"
new guide service has joined our network. Welcome to
DeweyCatchemandHow.com! Professional fishing
guides that love to make your fishing trip fun!
We're a multi- specie guide
service, which basically means that we fish for everything that
swims in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. Walleye, Northern
Pike, Musky, Large Mouth Bass, Small Mouth Bass, Perch, Bluegill,
Crappie, Lake Trout, Brook Trout and more. Most of our trips
are in the northern part of Wisconsin, in the counties of Vilas,
Oneida and Iron surrounding the towns of Minocqua,
Junction, Manitowish Waters and Lake
Bart Domin with
a fine Lake Superior catch of Coho and Herring in late
A few old
One Saturday morning a man gets up early, dresses quietly,
gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs his dog,
goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down
to the driveway he goes.
Coming out of his garage
the rain is pouring down: it is like a torrential downpour.
There is snow and sleet mixed in with the rain. The wind is
blowing at over 50mph.
Minutes later he returns to
the garage. He comes back into the house. Turns the TV to
the weather channel and he finds it is going to be very bad
weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the
garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his
wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispers,
"The weather out there is terrible". To which she sleepily
replies, "Yeah, can you believe my stupid husband is out
fishing in it?"
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been
asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss
and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This
is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a
week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from
the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things
up. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife
thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she
does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend
he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The
wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He
says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I
asked you to do?" The wife replies; "I did, they were in
your tackle box."
Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex...
You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
** It is
perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in
** The Ten
Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
** If your
partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have
to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become
Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with
It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty
about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object
if you Fish with someone else.
Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an undercover cop.
You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
getting sued for harassment.
There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
** Nobody expects
you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life
Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest
Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last
week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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